I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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