Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
