THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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