Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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