After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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