I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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