You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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