They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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