You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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