I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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