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wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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