I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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