Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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