How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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