i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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