whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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