Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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