What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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