I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
