sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize