she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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