ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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