Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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