Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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