glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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