you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just gift wrapped bread.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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