What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I need to align my fucking chakras
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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