I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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