I think scott just propositioned me for sex
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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