how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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