i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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