so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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