i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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