i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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