shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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