Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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