i was born a porn star she said
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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