It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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