i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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