ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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