I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
