somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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