I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He shit in the fireplace
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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