just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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