Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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