I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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