If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
do herpes really smell.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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