I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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