Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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