Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Randomize
