There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it was like having sex with a tree stump
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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