I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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