is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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