Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
