Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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