Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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